The Definitive Oscar Worthy Brazilian Acting Flop

The opening game flop provided us with a reminder of Brazil's excellence in acting. No, I don't mean Rodrigo Santoro. The Academy Award goes to...

Here is a quick reminder of that performance...

The result? A game changing penalty kick so it adds that much more weight to the performance from a voting standpoint.

Runner Up: Rivaldo

This magnificent piece of acting resulted in an actual red card and expulsion of the Turkish player. For that it earns very high marks from the Academy. It is a legendary performance in World Cup lore.

Oscar goes to... NEYMAR!

Neymar may be the most exciting player on the Brazilian soccer team right now for his footwork but his acting is unparalleled. Such elevation, such yelling, such cringing! An actor's actor. While the result was not as severe as Rivaldo's, this performance had everything in a great flop.

He was previously nominated in this category for this beauty...

You really have to admire the spontaneous back spasm after the play. Will he ever walk again?

We are all in agreement, RIGHT?

If not, take it up with Ken...

SHORYUKEN!