"Call me elf one more time."
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like an ugly sweater!
I'm not taking roses, I'm just taking L's at this point.
Thanksgiving is always lit.
♫ I swear that I could see forever in your eyes. Paradise. ♫
"No, I don't know what I want to do when I'm older."
Deep down, we're all ignorant sluts just like Dwight.
High School Musical fans FOR LIFE.
Who doesn't want to be a "chicken enthusiast?"
"Bitch better have my money." -Ellen Degeneres
One heck of a start to 2016!
Belsnickel will be the judge of that.
Happy Holidays, everybody!
We're onto you, Santa.
Don we now our hideous apparel.
Are you too cool for school?
High school... it's been real.