How Well Do You Know Cal?
Wow, you must be sleeping with a blow up doll too! You've reached an insurmountable level of immaturity and self-deprecation. Most likely, you're the type of person to eat Smarties in lab and get caught by your lab supervisor. Sometimes, you like to leave the house. Sometimes, you drink and end up sleeping at Ross Park with bugs all over you. Fix yourself.
Just like my 50% blown up blow-up doll, you are only 50% me. If you put less effort into your life, you could bump that up to 100%. Also you smell and disappoint me.