I'm gonna hulk smash the snooze button so hard!
Wake up - 5 Egg whites omelette and shower time
Off to work... HAHAHA BUS WANKERS
Get to the tube...
What.... The... F*%$
TUBE STTTRRRIIIKKKEEEE!!!!!!! HOW DO I GET TO WORK!!!!
ERGH - Don't want to join the bus wankers
Bus just drives by.... and doesn't stop!
Ok, get a taxi....
GRRRRR... He switched his light off!
Boris Bike it..... Where's the damn bikes!!!
Fine! I'll walk the 20 minute, 4 stops, just over the river to work!
I Hate ADMIN!!!! and Excel formulas! =sum my A!%£
Lunch in the park - triple meat burrito and cheese!
YES I got a hit on Match.com! lets hook up Miss thing!
Work done - Lets hit the gym. Full body workout
Watch my form Drake... you could learn how to deadlift properly!
Clean and Press this TFL! AAARRRGGGHHH
Might need a spot... Anyone... Anyone!!!!
Workout Done.. Fluids Replenished... Meat for Dinner
Once I work out how to get home!!!!!!!
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