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If you were a science experiment, how many homeless men would you murder on THursday?

Which Nova boi do you want to lick condiments off of?

Which uniform staff member would you be ok with maybe fucking them if you're feeling it?

Which member of Instrument staff tried to fuck you last week?

You are the most pretentious guy the Longit bund. You love to eat your fuckin carrots out in public like you own the godammn place. Stop doing that and put your kahki shorts back on before someone thinks you work at Banana Rupubic. Thery-four points for Ben Guion

Ben Guion

YOU SWIRLY ASS FUCK! YOU GOT CAMERIN WEVER YOU FUCKIN POON! OH MAN MADY IS GONNA LOVE TO HEAR ABOut THIS!

Cameron Weber

PaSS over that ATTITUDE< AYYYYYYY. You're the kinda girlie that puts mayonaise on her corn on thhe COB at the STATE FAIR. WHAATTTT?! you're fuckin wierd tho

Catherine Harper

AYO you can't spell slut-sandwich with out the letter "a" and that letter is in Tiffany Brewskies! go home and put some pants on! You're so funny lolol Heart emoji

Tiffany Brewskies!

YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD IS METHAMPHETAMINE!

Keegan Morrison!

Hey there! You're kyle and people like your head. Most people have seen your face but no one really knows you. You like to keep it that way. Kyle Simpson likes to be in control. And you're kyle simpson, good job buddy :0

Kyle Simpson

You're the human equivalent of when you stub your toe on a couch and your only friend is an eyebrowless shell of a woman

Dauphine "One Size-r doesn't fit all"

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