1. Socializing under the guise of Tupperware parties.
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2. Multitasking with mom-like reflexes.
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How does she do it?
3. Being embarrassed by her kids in public...
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4. ...and then publicly embarrassing them into doing their chores.
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5. Ordering pizza — the kind only she likes.
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"What? I thought you liked eggplant lover's pizza? Oh well, more for me."
6. Joining a gym for the free daycare and smoothie bar...
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7. ...and saving her real exercise and reading time for before bed.
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8. Pocketing cash from the laundry.
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9. Pretending to like her kids' culinary monstrosities...
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10. ...while testing experimental recipes on her own family.
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11. Taking full credit for the frozen quiche.
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12. Tricking her kids into eating healthy.
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"How old are you? That's how many bites you need to take."
13. Using dessert as a reward — for herself.
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14. Skipping a page or two in the storybook.
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"Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. Time for bed!"
15. Sending the kids to bed early so she can have her own version of time-out, with wine.
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16. And celebrating once the baby monitors are turned on.
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