12 Laws That Should Totally Be Real

Hear ye! Hear ye! There’s a new sheriff in town! Find out what kind of laws the boys in Let’s Be Cops will break, in theaters August 13!

1. You get to shoplift something small, once, legally, so you can feel like a badass:

2. There will be a $25 fine every time you catcall:

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3. If you get on the train before everyone gets off, you have to spend your next three rides alone in the smelly car:

4. Henceforth, bars shall remain open 24/7:

5. Appointing yourself DJ for the night will get you evicted from the party unless you are hosting the party OR the host asks you to be the DJ:

6. No. Nickelback. Ever:

7. If you wear a puka shell necklace, go directly to jail and do not collect $200:

8. Foot-powered scooters are illegal for everyone over the age of 10:

9. Same-side sitters at restaurants will be ticketed and then banned from said restaurant:

10. You can citizen’s-arrest anyone for wearing a fedora:

11. Girls who talk loudly on the phone at nail salons will immediately get their manicures smudged:

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12. And the best law of them all — free sides of bacon with ev-er-y-thang:

Your roommate’s loud, annoying sex totally now counts as a “domestic disturbance”:

Check out Let’s Be Cops, in theaters August 13!

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