Tan Lines

“There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris and this son of a bitch couldn’t find one of them.”

Did your ears perk up? The publicists behind J.J. Salem’s Tan Lines sure hope so. They even put together a video of a bunch of randoms reading the line out loud, because nothing is funnier than realizing that most people are barely literate.

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