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17 Absolutely Essential Products For Homesick Mexicans

Cállate and take my money!

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1. Kick the day off by brushing your teeth and curing that hangover simultaneously:

2. For your hands to capture that sweet, summery scent of un puesto de la calle:

*Also available in sandía and pepino. *JK these items don't exist either 😞
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*Also available in sandía and pepino.

*JK these items don't exist either 😞

3. For coffee that tastes like it just fell out of a piñata:

YAASSS 🙌
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YAASSS 🙌

4. For when you forgot the tortillas on the comal:

Nobody needs to know you burned the damn tortillas again. NOBODY.
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Nobody needs to know you burned the damn tortillas again. NOBODY.

5. For delish lips.

Extra extra moist Vaseline, like the cake.
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Extra extra moist Vaseline, like the cake.

6. For your breath to smell not just fresco, but like agua fresca:

7. For clothes that smell delicious AF.

AF = Abuelita's Flan
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AF = Abuelita's Flan

8. Bring the panadería home...and into your bathroom:

Also available: Marranitos and Empanadas.
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Also available: Marranitos and Empanadas.

9. Because Tex-Mex beats that New Car Smell:

10. For skin that's not just creamy, but cremosa:

11. For clean dishes that will smell better than the food served on them:

12. For those holidays spent far away from home:

*Caña, manzana, naranja, guayaba & nuez not included.
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*Caña, manzana, naranja, guayaba & nuez not included.

13. To attract a Mexican hottie:

Covering yourself in mayonesa: optional.
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Covering yourself in mayonesa: optional.

14. For when hot things get even hotter:

Like, there's nothing better than steamy tamales right?
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Like, there's nothing better than steamy tamales right?

15. ...and to get cleaned up in the shower afterwards:

Pero don't eat it boo.
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Pero don't eat it boo.

16. A summer treat for when you're feeling melancholic:

Take me back to my childhood, porfis!
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Take me back to my childhood, porfis!

17. And finally, to turn up at the club perfumed like everyone's 4AM craving and get lucky:

J'Adore Eau de Tacoette 💕
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J'Adore Eau de Tacoette 💕