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    Posted on Dec 15, 2014

    31 Signs You Are A Mexican Living In The U.S.

    Bienvenido a los Estados Unidos. You're in for a treat.

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    1. You can't believe drivers actually stay on their lanes.

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    In Mexico that just doesn't happen.

    2. You can't get used to all that hugging business.

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    Because in Mexico you said hello and goodbye with a ~kiss~.

    3. You've tried to kiss people on the cheek and they're like "Whaaa...???"

    4. Basically, you have no idea how to greet anyone.

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    Especially when you first get to the States.

    5. You really miss the LEGIT and evasive white corn esquites.

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    Yellow corn esquites = NO ES LO MISMO.

    6. You have a really hard time accepting this is the new "salsa":

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    ¿Y la Valentina?

    7. You were shocked to find out a lot of tacos are made with flour tortillas.

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    THE HUMANITY.

    8. Actually, you struggle with food in general.

    9. When you meet a fellow Mexican you're like:

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    ¿QUÉ PEEEDOO? ¿De dónde eres? ¿Dónde vives? ¿Qué haces? ¿Vamos por un drink?

    10. You end up becoming BFF'S with anyone who you can speak Spanish with.

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    It's a bond like no other.

    11. But you notice socializing in general, for some reason, seems more complicated than in Mexico.

    12. You notice everyone is comfortable walking around in public in pajamas and you are like:

    13. You confuse "lime" with "lemon" all the time.

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    EH, THE GREEN ONE. I WANT THE GREEN ONE.

    14. This is you when you find Gansitos at the grocery store:

    15. You've come to terms with the fact that not too many people follow soccer...

    16. ...and have kind of learnt to love American football.

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    Cowboys? Sure, go Cowboys.

    17. You don't know how to react when people tell you they don't speak "Mexican".

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    Um... you mean Spanish?

    18. You have a lot of language-related "WTF" moments.

    19. You notice people's parties have a time limit.

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    "Our wedding will take place from 7-9." SMH.

    20. Like, you show up a little late to a party and are appalled it's legit ending.

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    Uh...in Mexico it'd be starting at 11 pm!

    21. You feel ALL social gatherings end a little too soon.

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    ¿QUÉ? ¡¿NO HAY AFTER?!

    22. You get sad every time you read about the news of what's going on Mexico.

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    Y que se escapa el Chapo...naaambre.

    23. You have a massive Whatsapp group with all your friends from Mexico.

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    And they just constantly send you the dirtiest, funniest memes ever.

    24. This is you when you get all those Cinco de Mayo party invites...

    25. ...and when your friends finally convince you to join Cinco de Mayo you're like:

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    And it's worse if there are fucking piñatas everywhere.

    26. You are kind of shocked when you hear El Padre Nuestro in English for the first time.

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    You realize you can't pray en inglés.

    27. Your idioms are all sorts of messed up.

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    'cause you translate straight from Spanish to English on the fly.

    28. You get used to people pronouncing your name however the hell they want.

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    "My name is Iván. Sure, you can pronounce it 'AHÍ VAN'".

    29. This is you at clubs when Danza Kuduro comes on:

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    'cause it's in Spanish and it's your jam... y en México te valía madres.

    30. You wish you could respond like this when you are trying to fill out the census:

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    31. And this is you when you read a post about Mexico on BuzzFeed:

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