11 Style Lessons This Chamaleonic 24 Yr Old Taught Us

J-Rod knows a thing or two about lookin' good.

1. Straight bangs + wavy locks ARE a good look.

And if you've gotz the grin to match it... then GURL you is gonna be alright.

2. Chopping off your hair isn't regrettable!

Especially if you are looking forward to exposing your lovely shoulders to humankind.

3. Black and white pictures are a *must* if you are going for the romantic look.

Eyeliner?! Dark lips?! So 20's! – this is certainly the best way to Instagram it!

4. Every once in a while, it's OK to channel your inner Lana del Rey.

NO, a dead-end bar in Shreveport Louisiana is no Coachella but YES flowers adorning your cranium are acceptable no matter where you may be!

5. And sometimes, crazy red is the way to go.

RED LIPS RED HAIR DON'T CARE – friend with stain on shirt RED EYES DON'T CARE.

6. Cat eyeliner is best worn with romantic side-swept bangs.

Pancha Villa y sus dos viejos a la orilla.

7. Looking like a celebrity is just something bound to happen.

Even at a baby shower. Whatevs.

LA KE EJ LINDA EJ LINDA.

8. Not being as hot as your mom is acceptable.

Let's face it: Amy is like wine and everyone else is just beer.

9. Wearing your hair up IS NOT short of glamour.

Being alluring is easy when you are Jennifer Rodríguez.

10. Dogs are always the best accessory.

There's "adorable" and then there's "picture with your dog adorable".

11. Well, dogs and family.

Tee-hee.

OH AND, Happy Birthday!!!

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MAY YOU KEEP BLESSING THE WORLD WITH EPIC LOOKS.