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<b>Let's correlate overseas report earnings dynamics, shall we?</b>

Let's correlate overseas report earnings dynamics, shall we?

Would Jack Donaghy From "30 Rock" Hire You?

What skill did you list on your resume?

Can money buy happiness?

Define "Pos-Mens":

Be honest: What is your greatest weakness?

What should one NOT do in a negotiation?

Which of the following is not a word?

Where did you go to college?

What is the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination?

What is an example of "power clashing"?

What are the locales a gentleman visits when he's angry, horny, and depressed?

Good god. You call this a resume? Your application doesn't even meet minimum Kabletown requirements ... which says a lot.

No. Please leave.

Provided you are not a democrat or a woman, we'll start you off with in a probationary post in Microwave Entertainment Vertical Innovention.

You might get hired.

You obviously have a good head of hair, a degree from a school that was above animal mascots, and a mastery of business language. Particularly impressive? Your knowledge of Upwards Revenue Stream Dynamics and Handshakefulness. Welcome to Kabletown.

Yes, you're hired!

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