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Would Jack Donaghy From "30 Rock" Hire You?

Let's correlate overseas report earnings dynamics, shall we?

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  1. 1. What skill did you list on your resume?

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    Football negotiation
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    Bow hunting polar bears
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    Cooking
  2. 2. Can money buy happiness?

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    NBC
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    Yes, obviously. What are you? A Northwestern graduate?
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    No. It IS happiness.
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    No, but bitcoins can.
  3. 3. Define "Pos-Mens":

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    Positive messages
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    A meninist movement
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    Possible menstruation
  4. 4. Be honest: What is your greatest weakness?

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    My secret love of soap operas.
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    I am a woman.
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    If I am not bald now, I will be one day.
  5. 5. What should one NOT do in a negotiation?

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    DON'T: Speak first, smile, negotiate with yourself.
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    DON'T: Speak first, wear yellow, come to the meeting sober.
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    DON'T: Speak first, change the rules, offer niceties.
  6. 6. Which of the following is not a word?

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    Innoventually
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    Businesswoman
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    Environment
  7. 7. Where did you go to college?

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    Stanford
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    Harvard
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    Princeton
  8. 8. What is the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination?

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    A visualization of the Business Bible
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    A motivational tool
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    A formula Stalin used to manipulate the masses
  9. 9. What is an example of "power clashing"?

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    Engaging in a threesome with Condoleezza Rice and Sting.
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    A duel regulated by the Six Sigma, taking place in the basement of the Waldorf-Astoria.
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    Wearing stripes on stripes.
  10. 10. What are the locales a gentleman visits when he's angry, horny, and depressed?

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    Sbarro's when you're angry, the NY Stock Exchange when you're horny, Christie's when you're depressed.
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    Sbarro's when you're horny, the NY Stock Exchange when you're angry, Christie's when you're depressed.
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    Sbarro's when you're depressed, the NY Stock Exchange when you're angry, Christie's when you're horny.
 
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