1. Because alien jewelry is now hilarious.
2. Because tattoo choker necklaces are now hilarious.
3. Because it makes you seem really cool and insider-y if you can speak about Sassy from first-hand experience.
4. Because like clockwork, every three months Urban Outiftters brings back some '90s trend. And because Urban Outfitters tells people what is "cool," the world is suddenly filled with extremely annoying people in overalls.
5. Because quoting Clueless never gets old.
6. Because people are still wondering whose boy it is.