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What You Say On Halloween Vs. What You Actually Mean

Trick-or-treating sounds like a great idea, guys!

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1. What you say: "Oh, I definitely would love to carve some pumpkins!"

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What you mean: "I have just signed myself up for an afternoon of embarrassment. Pumpkin carving is HARD."

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2. What you say when someone suggests trick-or-treating: "Yeah, OK!"

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What you mean: "Yeah, no. That's weird."

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3. What you say before going into a haunted house: "I'm not scared."

What you actually mean: "I'll probably pee myself. But let's not talk about that."

4. What you say when you see someone's pet in a costume: "Oh my gawwddd that is so cute."

What you really mean: "That's cute, but I think your cat might hate you."

5. What you say when you see a kid in an AMAZING costume: "That is an AMAZING costume."

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What you mean: "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT????"

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6. When someone suggests going in a group costume: "Yeah, that could be cool."

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What you really mean: "Does that mean I have to hang out with you ALL night?"

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7. What you say: "Oh, I need to pick up some Halloween candy for the trick-or-treaters."

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What you actually mean: "I need to pick up some Halloween candy for myself."

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8. What you say: "I don't even know if I'm going to dress up this year."

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What you mean: "Oh shit oh shit what the hell am I going to go as??? THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME NOW."

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9. What you say: "I'm doing a DIY costume."

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What you actually mean: "I am trying to figure this shit out as we speak uggghhh."

10. What you say when people ask, "What are you?": "It's a conceptual costume, get it? GET IT? HAHAHHA."

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What you mean: "Do you really not get it? Do I REALLY have to explain this again?"

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11. What you say when someone suggests having a SCARY MOVIE NIGHT: "Ohhh yesyesyesyes."

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What you mean: "I really wish I had not seen all these movies one million times so they were still actually scary."

12. What you say when you see a friend in a "sexy" costume: "Oh my god you look SO GOOD."

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What you mean: "I don't know how I feel about 'sexy' costumes. Do I applaud you for your audacity? Or secretly shake my head in feminist shame? #confused."

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13. What you say on Halloween: "Halloween is always a let-down, but we should go out anyhow."

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What you really mean: "And now the lies begin. You will regret everything tomorrow."

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