What Should Your Astrological Sign Actually Be?

You’re a Taurus but always felt like a Virgo? C’mon in.

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    1. O.K., but only because I have a great accountant.
    2. Making and managing money comes fairly easy.
    3. I don’t care about money. It’s a means to an end.
    4. Planning on marrying rich. The end.
    5. Good. I actually like budgeting because I want to see my $$$ future.
    6. I like money, but I’m better at making it than managing it.
    7. That’s none of your business. (But fine: I am good with money.)
    8. Financial security is incredibly important to me. So, yes.
    9. It’s entirely possible that I am a compulsive shopper. Oops.
    10. I’m not responsible. I’d rather spend my money fun things.
    11. Careful and organized. I always know how much I have.
    12. I don’t spend impulsively, but I will splurge bigtime when I can afford it.
    1. Gambling in Monaco
    2. Wandering the canals in Amsterdam
    3. A wine tour in Napa
    1. Staying at The Ritz in Paris
    2. Surfing in Hawaii
    3. Getting lost in Rome
    1. Doing a tour of Japan
    2. Exploring Mayan ruins in Mexico
    3. Partying in Rio de Janeiro
    1. Camping in a national park
    2. Ecotourism in Costa Rica
    3. Romantic getaway in Tahiti
    1. Artist
    2. Marine biologist
    3. Movie/television producer
    4. President of a really cool company
    5. Private Investigator
    6. A great actor or singer. Like Beyoncé, but better.
    7. Travel writer
    8. Working for an NGO and changing the world
    9. Creative director
    10. Oprah
    11. Chef
    12. Novelist
    1. Truck driver
    2. Working in a day care center
    3. College math professor
    4. Anna Wintour’s assistant
    5. Self-employment
    6. Being a manager who works all day in a cubicle
    7. Data entry
    8. Working in a call center
    9. Avon lady
    10. Corporate position at Forever 21
    11. Mailman
    12. CEO
    1. I want a partner who treats me like royalty.
    2. I want a partner who is romantic and extremely trustworthy.
    3. I want a partner who allows me to take the lead.
    4. I’m looking for someone who is going to be my spouse, not just a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    5. I want a partner who cares about the world, not just himself.
    6. I want a partner who also wants to fall madly, deeply in love.
    7. I want a partner who can make me feel butterflies, even years into the relationship.
    8. I need an extremely passionate partner who isn’t clingy.
    9. I want a partner who is steady and loyal. I despise cheaters.
    10. I want a partner who is also my best friend.
    11. I want a non-controlling partner who I want to bang all the time.
    12. I want a partner who is intellectual and traditional in courtship.
    1. I go into the fight with talking points; I know exactly what I want to say.
    2. I’m naturally anxious to begin with, so it’s an explosion of emotions.
    3. I make them think the resolution was their idea all along. Muahahah.
    4. I just hope it blows over.
    5. I put myself in their shoes so I can see both sides.
    6. When we’re in a fight, it eclipses everything else in my life.
    7. I am comfortable addressing issues; the end result will make things even better.
    8. Fighting with me is tough because I’m reluctant to really say what’s on my mind.
    9. I’ll fight back with power. But when the argument is done, I’m over it.
    10. I hate confrontation, so I’ll tend to be withdrawn and moody when something’s up.
    11. I can get very angry. It’s best for me to cool off first before talking.
    12. I don’t back down easily. My way is the right way.
    1. Let’s just say I’m not very athletic. I should care more.
    2. I’m in decent shape, but I sometimes make A LOT of excuses to avoid being healthy.
    3. I love working out so long as the workout is fun.
    4. I’d rather be eating butter in sweatpants.
    5. The “situation” is that there is none.
    6. I need a workout buddy. Or, let’s go dancing!
    7. I’d be healthier if I wasn’t a workaholic.
    8. My body is my temple.
    9. I’m all or nothing when it comes to diet and fitness.
    10. In order to be healthy, I need to follow a structured plan.
    11. I’m in good shape; I love being outside and physical.
    12. I despise exercise.
    1. “You Make Loving Fun” - Fleetwood Mac
    2. “Lucky Star” - Madonna
    3. “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” - Daft Punk
    4. “Sexy Back” - Justin Timberlake
    5. “Two of Hearts” - Stacey Q
    6. “I Want to Know What Love Is” - Foreigner
    7. “Bow Down” - Beyoncé
    8. “I’ll Stand by You” - Pretenders
    9. “Fancy” - Iggy Azalea
    10. “Eye of the Tiger” - Survivor
    11. “Free Fallin” - Tom Petty
    12. “Last Friday Night” - Katy Perry
    1. Paramount
      Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    2. New Line
      The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    3. UGC
    1. Paramount
      Indiana Jones
    2. Warner Bros.
      You’ve Got Mail
    3. Lionsgate
      The Hunger Games
    1. Last Tango in Paris
    2. Columbia
      The Shawshank Redemption
    3. Fox
      The Sound of Music
    1. Warner Bros.
      The Goonies
    2. Universal
      Sixteen Candles
    3. Amélie

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