8. Ahh! In the library, you somehow get two special books talking and it’s these crazy dudes Sirrus and Achenar who are like “bring me the blue pages!” or “bring me the red pages!” And you’re like, um, get them yourselves. What am I, your maid?
10. You explore some more…
12. You find this clocktower, which you feel must be important but for some reason you can’t simply swim there. Nope. That would be too easy.
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏