5. Legend-dairy. This person: Milkin’ it for all it’s worth.
6. Big foot caught on tape. This visual pun really toes the line.
10. Umm…whisk-key? Like alcohol whiskey? That’s just offensive to glorious whiskey everywhere.
11. Your parents probably wouldn’t get this. But this one is actually pretty clever.
13. Pumpkin pie! It’s like Halloween and Thanksgiving brought together … by math.
14. It’s a Corona light. And who came up with this bright idea?
15. This is Cookie Monster’s replacement when he’s on vacation.
17. Close quarters. This makes cents, but can I have my money back now?
18. Got the whole world in your hands? It’s surprisingly small.
19. Yes, she does indeed want the d-note, otherwise her scale would be incomplete.
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- Donald Trump's pick for treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, was grilled by Democrats over his time leading a mortgage company that carried out over 36,000 foreclosures.
- Senegal says it has sent troops into Gambia in an attempt to remove President Yahya Jammeh, who has refused to step down since losing reelection in December.
- A majority of American adults get news from Facebook, according to a new survey by BuzzFeed, but only 18% of respondents said they trusted news from Facebook. ✋ 📰