21 More Ridiculous Things You Can Buy At Nasty Gal
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Leo: This to me looks like a denim tunnel...to the belly button? I don't know.
Kristin: Leo, this shirt was obviously attacked by a shark, have some empathy.
Leo: Then I hope this shirt is one-of-a-kind because I don't condone fish-fashion violence of any kind.
Kristin: Why so much extra material? Like, we get it, you can afford more than one shirt, you don't need to brag about it.
Leo: Well, this is very confusing. The front makes me think of a reverse diaper.
Kristin: It's like an ad for a weight loss drug where a thin person in the "after" photo wears something comically too big for them to demonstrate how much weight they lost.
Leo: This is the swimsuit version of that No Doubt song about spiderwebs. Which was what you'd hear on my answering machine if you called me in 1997 and I wasn't home. Because I was crawling in a spiderweb...
Kristin: "I really love it when I shove my ear buds into a bag and then have to spend an hour untangling them. Do you have a swim suit that might duplicate that experience?"
Kristin: WOW, this is not even a full head chain. It's literally just clip-on cultural appropriation.
Leo: I don't know how this stays in your hair without super glue. Also if you had to look behind you really quickly — like, if someone was like free money, right behind you!— you could knock an eye out. And that'd be annoying.
Kristin: Yeah, I give this 20 minutes before it falls off into someone's $12 beer.