19 Tweets That Are Too Funny If You Love Beauty

    Makeup skills > social skills.

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    @MannyMua733 Driving home from Sephora like

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    yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smoky eye if you believe in yourself enough

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    I was applying makeup hastily in the back of a cab on the way to a show while eating Cheetos and realized that cheese dust makes dope rouge.

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    Lipstick is like spaghetti. If u put on your lips u can eat it. Get it???????????????????

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    One leg in the fifth demention the other secretly in a Sephora

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    While u were hatin I was contouring

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    my winged eyeliner and mascara be too on point to cry.

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    Ladies lets say your man gets mad at you and you go to the bathroom and catch yo makeup here... wyd?????

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    I'm also scared that my friends can afford houses and I'm still excited about becoming a sephora VIB member

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    may your foundation match your neck, concealer be creaseless, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill amen

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    contouring my face because if i'm going to bomb my midterm i want to do it knowing i have cheekbones

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    you used to call me on my cell phone jk this is a lip gloss palette

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    *falls on my face* smoky eye. *doesn't sleep for days* smoky eye. *plumes of smoke creep from my eye-sockets* smoky....eye.

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    spicy chips acting as lip plumper im so sexy

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    report due? watch makeup tutorial ur boyfriend cheated on u? watch makeup tutorial ur life is falling apart? watch makeup tutorial

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    "how to perfect the natural, no makeup look" step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

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