1.Oh, no. I'm having a premonition. Premonitions are not a thing to be toyed with.
2.Oh dear, there is a plane! So what if I am still in the car, on the ground? I still shiver with fear.
3.ALL WEATHER BAD WEATHER. Badbadbad.
4.I mean. What if this happens?
5.And flying in the nighttime? Are you effing kidding me? What, like pilots have superhero night vision powers?
6.Those air traffic controllers probably have no idea what they're doing.
7.Oh, what, like we're supposed to trust this guy?
8.It is 10 a.m. and I am not nearly drunk enough to go through this.
9.Tunnel of doom. Tunnelofdoomtunnelofdoom.
10.We're delayed due to a "mechanical issue"?!
11.Time for takeoff. Oh god oh god. WHY IS THE PLANE NOT FLYING YET. WHY ARE WE NOT IN THE AIR?
12.NOW WE ARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING AIR. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE.
13.This is entirely way too high up for humans to ever be.
14.Oh, great, clouds. That definitely means it's about to get bumpy. FUCK YOUUUU TURBULENCE.
15.I want my mom. If I ever make it off this plane I will never screen her calls ever again.
16.Oh god oh dear lord, is that thing on the wing supposed to do that? Should I tell someone?
17.Let's try to calm down with some in-flight entertainment. What movies are there....Shark-fucking-nado?! Showing movies with plane crashes ON PLANES should be illegal.
18.What was that noise? This is it, oh GOD THIS IS IT WE ARE GOING DOWN I AM SURE OF IT.
19.Oh shitballs why the fuck is it so bumpy. This is not good.
20.Best case scenario: I am the sole survivor of this plane crash and I live out the rest of my days on a desert island with Wilson.
21.Do the flight attendants look worried? That one lady seemed vaguely concerned, right?
22.Oh great, back into the clouds of despair.
23.Almost there. I'm gonna make it! Soon I will be free from this flying metal tube of fear!
24.Hooray! I am the Boy Who Lived! I love you, ground!!!
