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This NSFW 1912 Menu From A London Brothel Is Insanely Dirty

So. many. questions.

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The following is a menu of "specialties" available at a London brothel in 1912.

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SO MANY QUESTIONS. INCLUDING:

1. "Diddling" with "one foot on the floor" — is it more expensive with both feet on the floor?

2. "Blowing in the ass hole, new style" — WHAT WAS THE OLD STYLE?

3. "...with juice" — ????

4. "10 minutes soak" — soak ... in what?

5. "Stink fingers and jerk-off matinees" — oh my oh my.

One of our U.K. editors has informed us that he doesn't think this document is in fact from England. Sorry about that. It's nevertheless insane!