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22 Things All People Who Hate The Sun Know To Be True

Do they make hazmat beachwear?

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9. You are used to the stares that come with your abnormally large sun hat.

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10. And you are single-handedly bringing back the visor.

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11. Music festivals make you very, very nervous.

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12. You've long hoped for the day when science invents a pill that will offer you continuous protection.

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Wait, is this for real? This looks sketch.

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15. You are constantly worrying about getting a sunburn in the car.

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16. It drives you absolutely insane when people don't give you a 20 minute warning before having to leave the house/office.

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You can't just put the sunscreen on and step RIGHT INTO THE SUN. It needs to soak into the skin. Hello!

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18. And actually, your personal care expenses skyrocket in the summer because you end up buying sunscreen each time you go to the drugstore.

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20. In order for you to be OK with outdoor seating, an umbrella is an absolute requirement.

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