In the '90s and early 2000s, you thought inflatable furniture was da bomb. mabeltron3000.tumblr.com If Britney was making inflatable furniture, it meant she probably sat in a lot of it. So you're all MOMINEEDTHISNOWWWW. And Hilary Duff looks good in this neon blow-up chair. roygbivandglitter.tumblr.com So you're like, OK. Every time I sit down, I need to look just like this. MOMPLEASECANIHAVEONE. You imagine your life with inflatable furniture looking like this. galz-r-us.tumblr.com You're automatically three years older and doing really sexy things like crossing your legs and talking to your best friend on a cordless phone. And oooh if you got an inflatable couch, then your room will feel more like an apartment! ebay.com Except the awful truth was that inflatable furniture made no sense. hotbeanbags.com It never stayed fully blown up and looked like a pile of wrinkled skin. etsy.com It was not comfortable. This 3-seater? A disaster waiting to happen. tumblr.com Just wait until two of your asshole friends stand up, see-sawing you down to the ground. An inflatable "lounger"? How are you supposed to "lounge" on that? theaquino.com And then there were pointless accessories. Like tables. crookedkarma.tumblr.com And ottomans. ebay.com And pillows. theaquino.com Which are supposed to be cuddly. Plastic pillows filled with air are not cuddly. Besides being downright ugly, inflatable furniture also stuck to your thighs. ebay.com Worst sensation ever. This is just stupid. mabeltron3000.tumblr.com Ugh and then they started making inflatable bags and shit. galz-r-us.tumblr.com Here is a man in camo cargo shorts demonstrating the only way to look chill in an inflatable chair. Flickr: mondoagogo However, all he's thinking about is how to get out of it without making an ass of himself or falling over. And this girl is demonstrating how inflatable furniture can make you look totally creepy. ebay.com Moral of the story? We're all better off without it.