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All the grown-up moments that made you want to do it, ranked from most innocent to hottest.
Technically, there's nothing sexual going on between these two. But when Binx is transformed from an immortal black cat into a tweenage ghost, there's something about this goodbye that brings on the longing sighs.
As my colleague Erin pointed out, this entire scene was responsible for so many a young girl's sexual awakening. Tru dat.
Mimi-Siku was hot because he could totally defend you with a bow and arrow.
Now you're like, Well, if she's the first of the group to start hooking up, maybe it's not such a bad thing that I'm into this.
This isn't just a kiss. Now you're thinking, I want to be in a relationship where we touch each others' cheeks.
This is how you and your husband will meet.
Because you desperately wanted your first kiss to be just like this. The perfect joking-around-but-he-takes-charge-and-just-fucking-does-it scenario.
Here's where things start to get darker. This is totally messed up because David Bowie is in love with a teenager and forcing her into uncomfortable scenarios. Basically, this is Fifty Shades of Grey for kids.
What's hot about this is that they're teenagers. So...could something this sexy happen to you?
Thanks to the above, you'd totally bone Shakespeare.
You can never look at a box of animal crackers the same way again.
Oh godddd just paint me now, Leo. Paint meeeeee.
Ohmygod, just take me, Leo.
Which made you realize that being "bad" was actually djfpaodijfa;ldkjf.
This is what your first time is going to be like, you tell yourself. (Until you actually do it for the first time. And it's not at all like this. And actually, for the love of God will it ever be like this?)