The 14 Scariest Books Published In The '80s

Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers is only the beginning. Shudder.

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1. The Teen I Want to Be

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Do the popular girls make your life miserable? Do you wear a T-shirt over your swimsuit at pool parties? Has Todd Smith never registered your presence? Now you can change all that...

4. The 1980's: Countdown to Armageddon

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OH GODDD NOOOOOOOO!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Here's a book to scare the living crap out of you: "11 chapters about how and why the world is coming to an end, including biblical prophecy, analysis of trouble in the Middle East, and political issues surrounding the end of days."

11. Your TV Twins

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Consider the following: This author wants you to legitimately "know yourself" and "improve yourself" by close study of Fonzie. It will take years of real therapy to undo the damage.

13. Programmed for Love

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A teaser from Goodreads (from someone who can't spell "computer"): "Katie's first computor course turns out to be full of suprises when the teacher assigns each student a secret computor pal. Katie begins exchanging electronic letters with her mystery partner STX1150...Can Katie learn her computor pal's identity without losing her new love?"