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The 13 Creepiest Toys You Played With As A Kid


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1. Furbies

Not only did Furbies contribute to the disintegration of the American child's grammatical development — "Me love you!" — but they also turned kids into worshippers of mechanical owl-like things with creepy eyes and creepy ears and oh God you had to stroke them all over.

3. Puppy Surprise

Basically, you get this pregnant dog and then you get to birth her puppies over and over again. Which was really not a great deal for the dog. Just when she thought it was over, you'd pop those pups back in and oh, great, knocked up again.


8. Mr. Bucket

It wasn't like Mr. Bucket was scary. This game — which spat out balls that you had to quickly return to him — earns creepy points because this was your parents' attempt to brainwash you from a young age into the cult of clean.