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The 11 Types Of People Who Feel Like "Chicken Tonight"

America, the beautiful: Doing the Chicken Tonight dance together since 1990.

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1. Misguided Youth

Who, exactly: This posse at top is clearly up to no good...wearing their backwards caps and using their boom-boxes as bongo drums, flagrantly disregarding a boom-box's original use. The hooligans at bottom deign to dance on a roof.

Why: Because they are growing boys.

3. People in the Same Room as People With Briefcases

Who, exactly: Whomever is in the right place at the right time.

Why:This cleaning woman knew the moment she saw this briefcase-wielding man that CHICKEN!!!!!