The 11 Types Of People Who Feel Like "Chicken Tonight"

America, the beautiful: Doing the Chicken Tonight dance together since 1990.

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1. Misguided Youth

Who, exactly: This posse at top is clearly up to no good...wearing their backwards caps and using their boom-boxes as bongo drums, flagrantly disregarding a boom-box's original use. The hooligans at bottom deign to dance on a roof.

Why: Because they are growing boys.

3. People in the Same Room as People With Briefcases

Who, exactly: Whomever is in the right place at the right time.

Why:This cleaning woman knew the moment she saw this briefcase-wielding man that CHICKEN!!!!!

5. Senior Citizens

Who, exactly: Your grandparents, old ladies who take up the whole block while walking too slow.

Why: Chicken because it is cheap. Tonight, because who knows about tomorrow.

8. Motorcycle Chicks

Who, exactly: Tori from Saved by the Bell.

Why: 'Cause she finds Chicken Tonight's concept badass: if you're gonna live for today, you might as well live for tonight. With chicken.