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"Teen Witch" Rap Will Make You Embarrassed To Be An American

Magic: turning white kids into abysmal rappers since 1989.

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Here's what you need to know about the 1989 movie Teen Witch:

1. It is about a teenager who is also a witch.

2. It had a budget of $2.5 million. Its total gross: $27,843.

3. It featured the coolest kids you'll ever meet—these three dudes who produced the most embarrassing rap song of all time, "Top That."

Now, please join us for a comic analysis of this piece of musical excrement: