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    May 29, 2015

    22 Stock Photos That Have No Place In This World

    Just: WHY?!

    These are the real titles of the stock photos, because you can't make this shit up.

    1. "Dog DJ"

    Zoonar / Getty Images

    He only plays Lil Bow Wow.

    2. "Caucasian bald mid adult identical twin men standing back to back yelling into ethernet cable"

    Ron Chapple Stock / Getty Images

    This is actually how the internet works — it's just an ethernet cable hooked up to two white guys.

    3. "Man's face in pasta, closeup"

    Nomadsoul1 / Getty Images

    So is this a sexual fetish or...?

    4. "Man with a cow's tongue in his mouth"

    Lofilolo / Getty Images

    This person needs to go to jail for being criminally gross.

    5. "Funny man eating his cereals in the bath"

    Felixrenaud / Getty Images

    Definitely sexual fetish.

    6. "Senior woman with dog's head and long hair"

    Moodboard / Getty Images

    So disturbing.

    7. "Bad dreams"

    Giorgiomtb1 / Getty Images

    Congratulations! You'll now be having nightmares for the next six months after seeing this creepy image.

    8. "Dancing GMO chicken seated in a oven"

    Smithore / Getty Images

    If it's dancing, at least it died happily?

    9. "Head in food tray"

    Nomadsoul1 / Getty Images

    What?! What is this even supposed to illustrate?

    10. "Senior woman dropping laptop from balcony"

    John Lund / Getty Images

    Yes, because all old people, when they can't figure out the computer, always chuck it off a balcony. Makes perfect sense.

    11. "Office Babe"

    James Steidl / Getty Images

    I can't tell if this is an adult that looks like a baby or a baby that looks like an adult.

    12. "Chopping fingers on cutting board"

    Cathykeifer / Getty Images

    Nope nope nope nope nope.

    13. "Portrait of sexy blonde woman in lingerie drinking tea with pet owl beside"

    Eyecandy Images / Getty Images

    But why the owl??? Seriously. Since when are owls sexy?

    14. "A caucasian grandma wearing glasses and a blue mu mu smiles while she holds up her bingo chart to show five x's in a row"

    Photodisc / Getty Images

    Why you gotta go make grandma look like a Bratz doll?

    15. "Man in bunny mask dancing in night club"

    Michael Blann / Getty Images

    He's watching you...grinding.

    16. "Float"

    Bestdesigns / Getty Images

    Practical invention for short people.

    17. "Senior Sniffles"

    Kriss Russell / Getty Images

    There is literally no use for this photo that is not mean.

    18. "View of a man in gorilla costume holding a cooking pan"

    Eyecandy Images / Getty Images

    This has no meaning. It must be random. If not, I am now very depressed.

    19. "Dentist"

    Gemenacom / Getty Images

    Dentists are already scary, but seeing them from the INSIDE of the mouth? Shudder.

    20. "Dolls embrace"

    Halamka / Getty Images


    21. "Heatstroke"

    Giuseppeparisi / Getty Images


    22. "Strange man sticking out tongue"

    Nomadsoul1 / Getty Images

    Go home, stock photography. You're drunk.

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