1. Alice in Wonderland
If I was a different person yesterday, that means I will be a different person tomorrow, so who am I now? Cue internal meltdown.
So…cowardly, selfish, liars=not real boys? I’m with you there, Blue Fairy Lady.
15. Lady and the Tramp
To make space, one must first let go.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋