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    Posted on May 21, 2014

    33 Outfits From The '04 Kids' Choice Awards, Ranked From Best To Worst

    Spoiler alert: They're all worst.

    31. Ellen DeGeneres

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    Ellen's style has not changed in 10 years and she is all the better for it.

    30. David Spade

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    Guys are still kind of dressing like this, so good for you David Spade. I guess.

    29. Queen Latifah

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    Aw, QL looks really cute here.

    28. Amanda Bynes

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    I think seeing Amanda Bynes look slightly normal — even when dressed like Regina George — feels like a relief. So this isn't all so bad.

    27. Ashley Olsen

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    I'll forgive the sateen wide-leg trousers because her hair looks pretty classy.

    26. Lindsay Lohan

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    Old skool LiLo <3

    25. Bow Wow

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    It was at this point that Bow Wow appropriately dropped the "Lil" from his name, as reflected in his pants, sized XXXL. I can't say that I particularly endorse Mr. Wow's ensemble here, however variations of this style can still be seen today, which I guess would classify this outfit as a classic. Sadly.

    24. Frankie Muniz

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    The Malcolm in the Middle star chose to epitomize the average 2000s dude. This outfit could have been worse.

    23. Benjamin McKenzie

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    Hello. I still like you.

    22. Hugh Jackman

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    I hate to say it, but the men are basically winning this ranking.

    21. Sleepy Brown

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    Aside from the glasses, there's nothing super duper horribly wrong with this outfit.

    20. Jennifer Love Hewitt

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    A memory of a time when JLH was still relevant and really into flared jeans.

    19. Alexa Vega

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    Remember this girl? From Spy Kids? If I had to choose any of these outfits, I guess I'd feel the least shame in a rainbow tube top and cargo pants. I think. I'm not sure.

    18. Jennifer Lopez

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    Despite wearing an outfit that is downright insane, J. Lo just basically gets away with anything and it feels kind of wrong to diss her.

    17. Drake & Josh

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    Here, Drake and Josh perfect the Aging Rocker Still Hanging On and Anime Nerd Hoping To Get Laid looks, respectively.

    16. Nick Cannon

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    This outfit, inspired by traffic cones, makes me feel nothing.

    15. Jennifer Garner

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    True Religion jeans. Kitten heels. I don't even know.

    14. Miranda Cosgrove

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    She's so wee! Those are totally the definition of tween jeans.

    13. Paula Abdul

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    This entire outfit is drunk.

    12. Jim Carrey

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    In Tron casualwear. I think.

    11. Mary-Kate Olsen

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    Using basic black as a canvas, Mary-Kate chose to embellish with mismatched accessories. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, but the girl is just so gosh darn skinny = not a good look.

    10. Cameron Diaz

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    Sort of like a lampshade went to Free People.

    9. Mischa Barton

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    Remember the time everyone wore ice skater outfits over boot cut jeans?

    8. Randy Jackson

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    My dad is still wearing this shirt.

    7. Giovonnie Samuels

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    Here, Giovonnie Samuels of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody ... I have been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to explain how I feel about this. And I simply cannot.

    6. Lacey Chabert

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    I want to burn this.

    5. Anne Hathaway

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    Same with this one.

    4. Avril Lavigne

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    Wearing approximately everything from Hot Topic. And are those convertible cargo pants?

    3. Jamie Lynn Spears

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    Looking sort of like she'd played dress-up, except the sizes were all correct.

    2. Adam Sandler

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    I find this shirt to be highly depressing.

    1. Raven Symone

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    It's like a Princess Jasmine meets cigarette girl mashup ... purchased from Pier 1.

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