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Quiz: Which Heather Are You?

This quiz will f*&% you gently with a chainsaw.

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  1. 1. What is/was your college major?

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    Economics
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    English
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    Fashion marketing
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    Theater
  2. 2. You inherit $5 million on the same day aliens land on earth and say they'll blow it up in two days. What do you do?

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    Re-read all your favorite books then get shitfaced
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    Nothing
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    Have a lot of sex
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    Blow as much as you can by living it up in world's most expensive hotel room
  3. 3. Your online media of choice:

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    Facebook
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    Live Journal
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    Tumblr
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    You just don't care
  4. 4. In high school, you were...

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    Well-liked, easy-going, but you didn't draw a ton of attention to yourself
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    Totally insecure
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    Extremely popular
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    An outsider
  5. 5. How angry are you?

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    No more angry than anyone else
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    You don't really get angry, you just know you deserve better
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    You've got a substantial amount of rage bottled up inside you
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    Extremely angry
  6. 6. What's your idea of a good time?

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    Making fun of people with your significant other
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    Going on a date
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    Going to a rager
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    Croquet
  7. 7. What kind of snack food do you prefer?

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    Anything salty and crunchy
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    Anything rich and carb-y
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    Something cold and sweet like a smoothie
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    You don't snack
  8. 8. What's your hookup style?

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    You love to feel worshipped, so you'll move quickly knowing that it produces mixed results
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    You hold out forever
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    You follow your partner's lead
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    You're a heat-of-the-moment type
  9. 9. What's your idea of success?

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    Just making it through life alive and relatively sane
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    Being attractive, rich, popular, and powerful
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    Working up the ranks to be at the top of your game
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    You don't expect much, you just prefer to take one day at a time
  10. 10. Which fruit is the sexiest?

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    Bananas
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    Apples
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    Grapes
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    Blueberries
  11. 11. What kind of traits do you look for in a romantic partner?

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    Someone up for adventure
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    Someone you can talk to
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    Someone who is just nice and fun
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    Someone really hot
  12. 12. What do you see when you look in the mirror?

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    Someone who will take over the world
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    You avoid mirrors
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    An attractive person who has nothing to lose
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    Someone who is different and unique
 
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