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Quiz: Which Heather Are You?

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  1. 1. What is/was your college major?

    Economics
    English
    Fashion marketing
    Theater
  2. 2. You inherit $5 million on the same day aliens land on earth and say they'll blow it up in two days. What do you do?

    Re-read all your favorite books then get shitfaced
    Nothing
    Have a lot of sex
    Blow as much as you can by living it up in world's most expensive hotel room
  3. 3. Your online media of choice:

    Facebook
    Live Journal
    Tumblr
    You just don't care
  4. 4. In high school, you were...

    Well-liked, easy-going, but you didn't draw a ton of attention to yourself
    Totally insecure
    Extremely popular
    An outsider
  5. 5. How angry are you?

    No more angry than anyone else
    You don't really get angry, you just know you deserve better
    You've got a substantial amount of rage bottled up inside you
    Extremely angry
  6. 6. What's your idea of a good time?

    Making fun of people with your significant other
    Going on a date
    Going to a rager
    Croquet
  7. 7. What kind of snack food do you prefer?

    Anything salty and crunchy
    Anything rich and carb-y
    Something cold and sweet like a smoothie
    You don't snack
  8. 8. What's your hookup style?

    You love to feel worshipped, so you'll move quickly knowing that it produces mixed results
    You hold out forever
    You follow your partner's lead
    You're a heat-of-the-moment type
  9. 9. What's your idea of success?

    Just making it through life alive and relatively sane
    Being attractive, rich, popular, and powerful
    Working up the ranks to be at the top of your game
    You don't expect much, you just prefer to take one day at a time
  10. 10. Which fruit is the sexiest?

    Bananas
    Apples
    Grapes
    Blueberries
  11. 11. What kind of traits do you look for in a romantic partner?

    Someone up for adventure
    Someone you can talk to
    Someone who is just nice and fun
    Someone really hot
  12. 12. What do you see when you look in the mirror?

    Someone who will take over the world
    You avoid mirrors
    An attractive person who has nothing to lose
    Someone who is different and unique

Quiz: Which Heather Are You?

You got: Red Heather (aka Heather Chandler)

How to put this lightly...you can kinda be a bitch. But you know you can't get ahead in life without being a little cutthroat. In the end, you're the person everyone hates but still wants to be, so it's all worth it.

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You got: Veronica

You've often felt misunderstood and you have an uncanny ability to see through bullshit. If you can get around changing all that without murdering someone, then you'll know you've succeeded.

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You got: Yellow Heather (aka Heather McNamara)

You are totally normal, friendly, and agreeable, if not fraught with the same insecurities everyone else has. With the right hair, you'd probably make a good news anchor.

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You got: Green Heather (aka Heather Duke)

You're a woman of many talents — you're a closeted intellectual, a leader, and you look good in both green and red. You may, however, rely too much on others. Just remember, your friend won't always be there to stick her finger down your throat.

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