Quiz: Which Heather Are You?

This quiz will f*&% you gently with a chainsaw.

  1. 1. What is/was your college major?
    1. Economics
    2. English
    3. Fashion marketing
    4. Theater
  2. 2. You inherit $5 million on the same day aliens land on earth and say they'll blow it up in two days. What do you do?
    1. Re-read all your favorite books then get shitfaced
    2. Nothing
    3. Have a lot of sex
    4. Blow as much as you can by living it up in world’s most expensive hotel room
  3. 3. Your online media of choice:
    1. Facebook
    2. Live Journal
    3. Tumblr
    4. You just don’t care
  4. 4. In high school, you were...
    1. Well-liked, easy-going, but you didn’t draw a ton of attention to yourself
    2. Totally insecure
    3. Extremely popular
    4. An outsider
  5. 5. How angry are you?
    1. No more angry than anyone else
    2. You don’t really get angry, you just know you deserve better
    3. You’ve got a substantial amount of rage bottled up inside you
    4. Extremely angry
  6. 6. What's your idea of a good time?
    1. Making fun of people with your significant other
    2. Going on a date
    3. Going to a rager
    4. Croquet
  7. 7. What kind of snack food do you prefer?
    1. Anything salty and crunchy
    2. Anything rich and carb-y
    3. Something cold and sweet like a smoothie
    4. You don’t snack
  8. 8. What's your hookup style?
    1. You love to feel worshipped, so you’ll move quickly knowing that it produces mixed results
    2. You hold out forever
    3. You follow your partner’s lead
    4. You’re a heat-of-the-moment type
  9. 9. What's your idea of success?
    1. Just making it through life alive and relatively sane
    2. Being attractive, rich, popular, and powerful
    3. Working up the ranks to be at the top of your game
    4. You don’t expect much, you just prefer to take one day at a time
  10. 10. Which fruit is the sexiest?
    1. Bananas
    2. Apples
    3. Grapes
    4. Blueberries
  11. 11. What kind of traits do you look for in a romantic partner?
    1. Someone up for adventure
    2. Someone you can talk to
    3. Someone who is just nice and fun
    4. Someone really hot
  12. 12. What do you see when you look in the mirror?
    1. Someone who will take over the world
    2. You avoid mirrors
    3. An attractive person who has nothing to lose
    4. Someone who is different and unique

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