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<b>On March 1 1692, the Salem Witch Trials began.</b> Here are the questions you'd have to answer and the evidence the court would examine to determine if you're evil.

Quiz: Could You Survive The Salem Witch Trials?

Do you sometimes throw things?

Do you sometimes contort your body?

Do you occasionally utter strange sounds?

Have you ever had a public outburst?

Do you have a witch's teat? (A mole insensitive to touching or pricking.)

Have you been known to sway the minds of men?

You've been known to voice a controversial opinion.

Do you have and use pots or vials of ointments?

Do you own "books of horoscopes"?

Do you ever scream?

Do you ever skip church?

If you go to yoga, use beauty products, read the back of _Marie Claire_, and tend to lose it under pressure, then the devil has come to you. He has presented you with his book. You have signed it. And thus, you are a witch. Sorry, dude. You're totes dead.

Uh oh. You are a Salem witch and probably would have died.

Congrats. You managed to get through 1692 without going to jail, going on trial, or getting killed on the accusation of being a witch. You must be really good at going unnoticed and/or sitting really still and/or never, ever gossiping. Good for you.

Quiz: Could You Survive The Salem Witch Trials?

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