People Are Now Selling Vintage Pay Phones On eBay

    We old.

    Nostalgic for a time of great inconvenience? A time of loose change, or in more dire scenarios, 1-800-COLLECT? A time when you regularly put your mouth in close proximity to a spot thousands of strangers also put their mouths? On a daily basis?

    You're in luck. Old, erm, "vintage" pay phones are now available in abundance on eBay.

    For a mere $1,395 you can own this used phone booth, which is described as being in "excellent" condition despite "missing 2 plexiglass inserts."

    Here's an exciting offer: "$999 PAY PHONE COIN Vintage 1980-1990's in Half Booth Lighted with keys BRAND NEW!"

    This begs the question...what does one do with an old pay phone? This $349.95 Wisconsin Bell model is set for home use...

    In conclusion: #hipsterbank #stuffthatmakesyoufeelold