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    "Modern Clueless" Is The New Twitter Feed You Need In Your Life

    For this alone: "Murray: Oh, my God. They're Pinning our weddings already."

    Introducing: A Twitter account called Present Day Clueless. Which, the minute you read that, will inevitably make you go, "Duh. Such a good idea."

    Twitter: @ModernClueless

    This, dear reader, is the Twitter we've all been waiting for.

    Combining the wit of this 1995 classic with present-day references, here's a glance of what you get:

    Murray: Oh, my God. They're Pinning our weddings already.

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    Murray: Oh, my God. They're Pinning our weddings already.

    11:38 AM - 18 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Tai: Now, all night long, I'm gonna be known as that girl who caught on fire while twerking.

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    Tai: Now, all night long, I'm gonna be known as that girl who caught on fire while twerking.

    08:20 AM - 18 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Cher: And reading one non-school book a week. My first book is "The Secret". Tai: Mine is "Lean In".

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    Cher: And reading one non-school book a week. My first book is "The Secret".

    Tai: Mine is "Lean In".

    09:38 AM - 17 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Mr. Hall: Should Edward Snowden be allowed asylum in Russia? Amber will take the con position. Cher will be pro. Cher, two minutes.

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    Mr. Hall: Should Edward Snowden be allowed asylum in Russia? Amber will take the con position. Cher will be pro. Cher, two minutes.

    09:29 PM - 16 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Make him text you, and stop responding while he's still into the conversation. The key is, always have him wanting more. You got it?

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    Make him text you, and stop responding while he's still into the conversation. The key is, always have him wanting more. You got it?

    07:41 AM - 16 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "You're a wizard, Harry."

    Present Day Clueless@ModernClueless

    It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "You're a wizard, Harry."

    03:08 PM - 12 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    More @ModernClueless. h/t to Refinery 29.

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