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    22 Crucial Life Lessons From "Entourage"

    Victory!

    1. Find ways to express your anger that don't involve verbally assaulting everyone around you.

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    ANGRY TYPING IS THE NEW HOLLYWOOD WAY.

    2. Sometimes, you have to rely on self-promotion.

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    Force your way in the door and network the shit out it.

    3. Life isn't fair.

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    Well, you can cry. Just not all day long.

    4. Admit when you're unqualified to give advice.

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    5. Everyone needs quiet time.

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    So STFU.

    6. You can't let your problems eclipse your life or effect those around you.

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    Especially when you're supposed to be the one making breakfast.

    7. Never, ever get a big tattoo without a seriously long consideration period.

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    Otherwise you'll end up with a fat Adrien Grenier on your back and then what.

    8. Do everything you can for your friends.

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    Especially when it comes to banging.

    9. Everyone has had a shit job or a shit boss. But remember there are always things to be learned.

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    LLOYD!!!

    10. Never, ever look for sex on Craigslist.

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    If only Turtle had Tinder, he could have avoided this mess.

    11. At the end of the day, you've got to hug it out.

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    Bitch.

    12. Grab life by the balls.

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    Would Tarvold let a bouncer get in his way? I don't think so.

    13. Even the most high powered human beings must sometimes resort to begging.

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    When it comes to your family, you've got to do everything in your power.

    14. Never, ever forget your mother.

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    She borned you didn't she?

    15. Don't make promises you can't keep.

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    But do make ones you can — even if the offer is shittier.

    16. When you need to make a big decision, you can always go trip on shrooms in the desert.

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    Even if you don't arrive at an answer, there's always a story to tell.

    17. You can't hold on to lost opportunities or grudges.

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    In the words of the great Adele Dazeem: Let it fucking go.

    18. Men and women alike should always try to understand the female psyche.

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    But don't think you can pick up a chick just from reciting from The Vagina Monologues.

    19. Stop worrying about what others think.

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    They probably don't care about your TV show or calf size, anyhow.

    20. Celebrate your accomplishments.

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    FUCKIN' VICTORY!

    21. Money and fame isn't everything...

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    You can always go home.

    22. ...But friends are.

    OH YEAH.