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15 Incredible Products Any "Clueless" Fan Must Own

Survey says? ALL OF THEM.

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1. Cher Horowitz Watercolor Illustration Tee, $38.87

For when your party clothes are too binding, there's this comfy and awesome tee.
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For when your party clothes are too binding, there's this comfy and awesome tee.

2. Sterling Silver "Whatever" Pendant, $79.65

Get two: If she doesn't wear the necklace, I can't wear mine.
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Get two: If she doesn't wear the necklace, I can't wear mine.

3. Clueless Pillar Candle, $25

Blessed art thou, Cher of the Universe.
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Blessed art thou, Cher of the Universe.

4. Cher Stained Glass Window Decal, $19

For The Holy House of Horowitz.
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For The Holy House of Horowitz.

5. Acrylic Clueless Necklace, $13.99

So adorably clueless.
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So adorably clueless.

6. Clueless Matryoshka Dolls, $190

SO WEIRD BUT SO WONDERFUL. SOLD.
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SO WEIRD BUT SO WONDERFUL. SOLD.

7. Cher Illustrated T-Shirt, $31.10

Definitely not from Judy's.
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Definitely not from Judy's.

8. Tai Quote Needlepoint, $38

That was way harsh, Needlepoint.
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That was way harsh, Needlepoint.

9. "As If!" Felt Banner, $14

Words to live by.
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Words to live by.

10. "I Hope Not Sporadically" Pencil Set, $4.28

I'll be writin' ya!
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I'll be writin' ya!

11. "Granola Breath" Pin, $1.50

It's called a goatee.
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It's called a goatee.

12. "Whatever" Hands Card, $4.75

Appropriate for any type of correspondence. You know, for when you can't call or page someone.
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Appropriate for any type of correspondence. You know, for when you can't call or page someone.

13. "Rollin' With the Homies" Tote Bag, $22

Good news is when you're so over Elton, you can burn this bag.
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Good news is when you're so over Elton, you can burn this bag.

14. Clueless Makeup Pouch, $14

Your main thrill in life is a makeover. Your second main thrill in life is the bag containing your makeover tools.
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Your main thrill in life is a makeover. Your second main thrill in life is the bag containing your makeover tools.

15. Dionne Quote Print, $13.99

And this, my friends, is how every Clueless fan will eventually talk to their children about the Bettes and the Baldwins.
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And this, my friends, is how every Clueless fan will eventually talk to their children about the Bettes and the Baldwins.

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