His coronationChristmas DayHis 21st birthdayThe country's national holiday
It's his 21st birthday, the day he meets his wife.
Tying one's shoesDatingBathing one's selfEating common foods such as hamburgers
The king thinks tying your own shoes is an overrated experience.
Hop on one footBark like a big dogStick out her tongueMake a noise like an orangutan
He does not ask her to stick out her tongue.
America or EuropeNew York or Los AngelesNew York or EnglandHollywood or New Jersey
They flip to decide between NYC or L.A.
Mustache creamA Jheri curl sprayHair gelLotion
He says he was a goat herder.He says he was a lowly farmer.He says he did not do much of anything.He says he was a peddler of vegetables.
He lies and says he was a goat herder.
"Hippopotamus shit!""Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!""Stop, you sweaty baboon ballsack!""I've got you now, you idiot elephant dung!"
It's the rhinoceros pizzle one. Whatever that means.
He sees rose petals at his front door.He finds a piece of Zamundan money in his hallway.He spies his father's footprint in the snow.A royal crest has been placed on his door when he arrives home.
It's those dang rose petals.
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