January 9, 1493, six months after Columbus set sail for the New World, he sees....
These guys. But thinks they're....
Mermaids!
And then says: [They're] "not half as beautiful as they are painted." Womp-womp.
And this is what he said about them.
And then says: [They're] "not half as beautiful as they are painted." Womp-womp.