1. This well-intentioned but ultimately embarrassing menorah-tree-thing. imgur.com Well, I suppose if you can't decide, this is some type of compromise. 2. The time Wal-Mart thought ham would be a great serving suggestion for the holiday. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Wrong meat, brah. 3. When, inevitably, every year, the grocery store tries to pass off matzah as a Hanukkah delicacy. Twitter: @travelingheidi Wrong holiday, YO! 4. This mall menorah...which was clearly lit by someone with zero comprehension of Hanukkah. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Doesn't it come with an instruction manual? 5. This makeshift potato-menorah, which, while a clever DIY solution, ultimately feels a bit sad. imgur.com But there goes your latkes.. 6. These Hanukkah stockings. Who fills them if it isn't Santa? View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Don't say Hanukkah Harry. Don't. 7. This sad menorah whose shamash just gave up. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com He's all, "I got six more nights of this, guys." 8. Any time anyone ever tried to spell "Hanukkah." imgur.com In fairness, it's not easy. 9. This menorah-bong, trying to be the highlight of the holiday. imgur.com Duuuuude. 10. This menorah-inspired assemblage of sushi. imgur.com Anyone know the blessing over the sushi? 11. This gingerbread menorah...which is actually pretty cute. imgur.com Yah, I'd eat that. 12. This Rudolph ornament, which seems to re-write history. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com For Santa AND the Maccabees both, really. 13. And finally, these Santa-style kippahs. Not sure how the congregation would react if you showed up to shul in one of these... View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Oh well! Chappy Chanukah!