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For Everyone With A Sexual Attraction To Makeup

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1. So you love makeup a lot. Like, to the point where you think more about a new lipstick than a new love interest.

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2. And anyone dating you must understand how to woo you.

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3. And the way you flirt is going to involve nudes, naturally.

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4. In fact, you tend to relate most pickup lines back to your look of the day.

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5. Because you know the value and importance of a new Naked palette, you'll fight for one with courage and passion.

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6. And the feeling you get when staring at your collection...it's like all the butterflies of first love.

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7. You'd really rather never be apart from your beautiful products.

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8. Not to mention how difficult it can be to part with the artistry on your face.

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9. You seriously can't be responsible for any late night, drunken communication that happens between you and any beauty retailer.

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10. While you might feel a sexual attraction for your pigmented products, with your tools and brushes, you seem to understand what motherhood is all about.

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11. But when makeup betrays you, you can feel blindsided and confused.

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12. Like, sometimes you and makeup go through rough periods and it's all you can think about.

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13. The heartbreak when makeup doesn't perfectly cooperate can be indescribable.

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14. But really, it's just because you care so much. You don't want to mess anything up.

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15. And the thing is, you just can't quit makeup. You. Just. Can't.

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16. And most people simply do not get this.

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17. They do not understand the care and devotion you put into your craft.

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18. But that's OK because you know the truth — that your relationship to makeup is truly beautiful.

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