F*#k, Marry, Kill: Disney Characters Edition

Won't lie: This quiz is disturbing.

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  1. Fuck?

    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Belle

    She's a girl full of passion.

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  1. Marry?

    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Cinderella

    Seems like an easy person to live with.

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  1. Kill?

    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Sleeping Beauty

    Would anyone really miss her?

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  1. Fuck?

    Snow White
    Snow White
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Ariel

    You wouldn't want to marry her...chances are she'll leave you once she gets tired of land and falls back in love with her high school mer-friend.

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  1. Marry?

    Snow White
    Snow White
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Pocahontas

    Just so long as you can keep up with her.

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  1. Kill?

    Snow White
    Snow White
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Snow White

    Her voice is just too annoying.

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  1. Fuck?

    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Eric

    Look, the guy bases his romantic interests on looks alone, so chances are the guy has a wandering eye. If it wandered onto you...why not?

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  1. Marry?

    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Prince Charming

    Seems like a safe bet.

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  1. Kill?

    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Prince Phillip

    What do we REALLY know about this guy? Kind of a creeper.

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  1. Fuck?

    The Beast
    The Beast
    Simba
    Simba
    Aladdin
    Aladdin
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Aladdin

    Not worth killing, and a bit too young and flighty to really settle down.

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  1. Kill?

    The Beast
    The Beast
    Simba
    Simba
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill The Beast

    With this dude's mood swings, chances are he'd kill you anyhow. Might as well defend yourself.

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  1. Fuck?

    The Genie
    The Genie
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Sebastian

    The guy's a musician with an accent...you know he's all action.

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  1. Marry?

    The Genie
    The Genie
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry The Genie

    Obvi. 'Cause then you can just wish to be married to Ryan Gosling.

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  1. Kill?

    The Genie
    The Genie
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Flounder

    Sorry.

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  1. Fuck?

    Alice
    Alice
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Jasmine

    She pretty.

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  1. Marry?

    Alice
    Alice
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Mulan

    Always marry the warrior.

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  1. Kill?

    Alice
    Alice
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Alice

    This chick. Nothing but trouble.

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  1. Fuck?

    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang The Magic Carpet

    He'd show you a good time.

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  1. Marry?

    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Mrs. Potts

    'Cause she'd make a great parent.

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  1. Kill?

    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Grandmother Willow

    Just to see if she would actually die. There's a 50 percent chance she kills you back.

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  1. Fuck?

    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Gaston

    Aren't you a bit curious? You could at least get back at him by spreading a rumor about his tiny manhood.

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  1. Marry?

    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Peter Pan

    Ugh. Yeah. You'd just have to wait until you're about 13 years into your relationship before he's able to put a ring on it.

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  1. Kill?

    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Captain Hook

    He's a psychopath anyhow.

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  1. Fuck?

    Maurice
    Maurice
    The King
    The King
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Triton

    Damn, he looks good. Silver fox mermannnnn.

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  1. Marry?

    Maurice
    Maurice
    The King
    The King
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Maurice

    It's a risk, for sure. But you have to hold out hope that one day one of his crazy inventions will make you both mega-rich.

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  1. Kill?

    Maurice
    Maurice
    The King
    The King
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill The King

    There's evidence he may be deranged anyhow.

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  1. Fuck?

    Ursula
    Ursula
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Ursula

    She's kinda sexy.

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  1. Marry?

    Ursula
    Ursula
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry The Evil Queen

    I mean. The marriage would probably just be for show anyhow.

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  1. Kill?

    Ursula
    Ursula
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Evil Stepsisters

    THE WORST AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

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  1. Marry?

    The Beast
    The Beast
    Simba
    Simba
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Simba

    Because killing or banging is just...so...wrong. Plus, it's JTT! Swoon.

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