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F*#k, Marry, Kill: Disney Characters Edition

Won't lie: This quiz is disturbing.

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Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, or Belle?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Belle

    She's a girl full of passion.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Cinderella

    Seems like an easy person to live with.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sleeping Beauty
    Sleeping Beauty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Cinderella
    Cinderella
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Belle
    Belle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Sleeping Beauty

    Would anyone really miss her?

Snow White, Ariel, or Pocahontas?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Snow White
    Snow White
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Ariel

    You wouldn't want to marry her...chances are she'll leave you once she gets tired of land and falls back in love with her high school mer-friend.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Snow White
    Snow White
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Pocahontas

    Just so long as you can keep up with her.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Snow White
    Snow White
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ariel
    Ariel
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pocahontas
    Pocahontas
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Snow White

    Her voice is just too annoying.

Prince Charming (Cinderella), Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid), or Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Eric

    Look, the guy bases his romantic interests on looks alone, so chances are the guy has a wandering eye. If it wandered onto you...why not?

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Prince Charming

    Seems like a safe bet.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Charming
    Prince Charming
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Eric
    Prince Eric
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Prince Phillip
    Prince Phillip
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Prince Phillip

    What do we REALLY know about this guy? Kind of a creeper.

The Beast, Simba, or Aladdin?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Beast
    The Beast
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Simba
    Simba
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Aladdin
    Aladdin
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Aladdin

    Not worth killing, and a bit too young and flighty to really settle down.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Beast
    The Beast
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Simba
    Simba
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill The Beast

    With this dude's mood swings, chances are he'd kill you anyhow. Might as well defend yourself.

The Genie, Sebastian, or Flounder?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Genie
    The Genie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Sebastian

    The guy's a musician with an accent...you know he's all action.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Genie
    The Genie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry The Genie

    Obvi. 'Cause then you can just wish to be married to Ryan Gosling.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Genie
    The Genie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sebastian
    Sebastian
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Flounder
    Flounder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Flounder

    Sorry.

Alice, Jasmine, or Mulan?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Alice
    Alice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Jasmine

    She pretty.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Alice
    Alice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mulan
    Mulan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Mulan

    Always marry the warrior.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Alice
    Alice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jasmine
    Jasmine
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Alice

    This chick. Nothing but trouble.

Mrs. Potts, The Magic Carpet, or Grandmother Willow?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang The Magic Carpet

    He'd show you a good time.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Mrs. Potts

    'Cause she'd make a great parent.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mrs. Potts
    Mrs. Potts
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Magic Carpet
    The Magic Carpet
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Grandmother Willow
    Grandmother Willow
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Grandmother Willow

    Just to see if she would actually die. There's a 50 percent chance she kills you back.

Peter Pan, Captain Hook, or Gaston?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Gaston

    Aren't you a bit curious? You could at least get back at him by spreading a rumor about his tiny manhood.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Peter Pan

    Ugh. Yeah. You'd just have to wait until you're about 13 years into your relationship before he's able to put a ring on it.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Peter Pan
    Peter Pan
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Gaston
    Gaston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Captain Hook

    He's a psychopath anyhow.

Maurice (Belle's dad), The King (Prince Charming's father in Cinderella), or King Triton?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maurice
    Maurice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The King
    The King
    Correct
    Incorrect
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Triton

    Damn, he looks good. Silver fox mermannnnn.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maurice
    Maurice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The King
    The King
    Correct
    Incorrect
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Maurice

    It's a risk, for sure. But you have to hold out hope that one day one of his crazy inventions will make you both mega-rich.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maurice
    Maurice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The King
    The King
    Correct
    Incorrect
    King Triton
    King Triton
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill The King

    There's evidence he may be deranged anyhow.

Ursula (The Little Mermaid), the Evil Queen (Snow White), or Evil Stepsisters (Cinderella)?

  1. Fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ursula
    Ursula
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bang Ursula

    She's kinda sexy.

  1. Marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ursula
    Ursula
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry The Evil Queen

    I mean. The marriage would probably just be for show anyhow.

  1. Kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ursula
    Ursula
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Queen
    Evil Queen
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Evil Stepsisters
    Evil Stepsisters
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Evil Stepsisters

    THE WORST AND THERE'S TWO OF THEM.