1. That your Mall Madness money and credit cards would work in the real world.
2. That your Dream Phone would make real calls.
3. That you'd meet the Olsen Twins and become their best friend.
4. That you could actually drive your Barbie PowerWheels around town.
5. That if you filled a dELiA*s order form without any payment info, they'd magically give you the clothes for free.
6. That your name or photo would be featured in Seventeen because you were a "cool teen" America wanted to hear from.
7. That you would start your own Baby-Sitters' Club and make bank.
8. That you could actually ask Zandar questions and he'd be able to give you real answers.
9. That your mom would let you attend The Barbizon School. Because this was how you were going to become a supermodel!
10. That this would actually turn into edible candy.
11. That you'd find angel wings just like Claire Danes' in Romeo + Juliet and have places to wear them.
12. That you'd actually be popular and busy enough to fill up your Lisa Frank planner.
13. That you'd go to TRL and be featured on-camera. Which would obviously be the beginning of your fame and fortune.
14. That your Beauty and the Beast "enchanted" toys would actually have powers.
15. That the Spice Girls would adopt you as a sister.
16. That you could totally run away and subsist on treats you make in your Easy-Bake Oven.
17. That you would date JTT.
18. That you'd be able to go back to the '70s.
19. That Devon Sawa would keep you.
20. That every time you went to someone's ice skating birthday, you'd get out there and have moves just like Michelle Kwan.
21. That by 16, you'd live your life just like Cher: With your own cell phone, a white Jeep, and designer dresses to wear to school.
