In your thirties:
4. As a twentysomething, you can have a wedding Pinterest board and have it be funny/ironic.
In your thirties, that shit’ll just make your friends worried about you.
In your thirties, you find there are people who will listen to your legitimate feelings on relationships.
In your thirties, they’re only meeting your man- or ladyfriend if you think it’s something serious.
When you’re older, you’re much more cautious.
When you’re in your thirties, you’re also on OkCupid. Begrudgingly.
- Donald Trump's supporters think his comments about Miss Universe are no big deal.