22 Emojis You Need To Start Using Now

The poop emoji is great and all, but...

1. Cyclone

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How to use: When some crazy cosmic coincidence occurs and you're like, "Whoa."

2. Door

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How to use: When you need to shut someone down. BYE.

3. Older Man/Older Woman

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How to use: As an explanation for why "meeting up for a drink at 9 p.m." is not going to happen.

4. Honeybee

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How to use: When calling someone else/referring to yourself as a huge "B" aka bitch.

5. Soon With Rightwards Arrow Above

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How to use: When your diabolical plot is nearing fruition.

6. Saxophone

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How to use: When you and your S.O. are firming up plans for a sexy date night. Or Bill Clinton is around.

7. Squared Cool

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How to use: To convey ultimate coolness. Because typing out "cool" is for plebes.

8. Playing Card Black Joker

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How to use: "You must be playin'"; "jkjkjk"; "fool".

9. Copyright Sign

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How to use: When you've just said something hilarious and want all future use attributed to your genius.

10. Alien Monster

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How to use: Just anytime you don't know what to say, this little guy seems to get that across.

11. Skull

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How to use: The day after partying, to let everyone know you have a hangover and they need to fuck off.

12. Mobile Phone Off

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How to use: Text this to someone who constantly checks Instagram or Twitter during dinner or a conversation.

13. Poultry Leg

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How to use: To express joy when meeting friends for dinner. Because chicken is always delicious.

14. No One Under 18 Symbol

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How to use: To lament the youths.

15. Postal Horn

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How to use: To ironically make an announcement, to congratulate. Like if someone tells you they ate a vegetable today, send them this.

16. Squared SOS

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How to use: To freak someone out — perhaps slightly more than necessary — when they're not picking up your calls.

17. Snowflake

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How to use: When someone keeps texting you and you're not giving them answers fast enough, and you just want them to "chill."

18. Rowboat

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How to use: When you feel like you're totally on your own.

19. Chart With Downward Trend

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How to use: "Womp womp."

20. Face Without Mouth

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How to use: When you're speechless.

21. Soft-Serve Ice Cream

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How to use: All-purpose signifier of coolness/agreement.

22. Vibration Mode

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How to use: In response to someone sending you something cute.