1. Kissing Simba and Nala, $99.99 Ebay Remember these? They had little magnets in their noses so if you placed them close enough, they'd be drawn into a kiss. 2. Beauty and the Beast Tea Set, $140 etsy.com Be your guest? Not at these prices. 3. 101 Dalmatians Giga Pet, $59.90 Ebay But what happens when your Giga Pet dies? 4. Disney Store Aladdin Plush Genie, $1,000 Ebay Prince Ali of Ababwa could maybe afford this. 5. Beauty and the Beast VHS, $500 Ebay OK SRSLY? WTF. 6. Cinderella Twin Flat Sheet, $115 Ebay This listing is for one sheet. ONE. 7. The Rescuers Down Under Tiger Electronic Game, $49.99 Ebay Batteries not included. So tack that onto the price. 8. The Lion King Backpack, $59.95 etsy.com Once you outgrew this as a kid, you'd wear it to all the raves. 9. Sun Colors Pocahontas Doll and Gift Set, $300 Ebay You could get, like, two American Girl dolls for this price. 10. Mickey's Treasure Ship Play-Doh Set, $131.99 Ebay Amazing how the value of plastic parts appreciates over time, huh? 11. Adult Nala Plush Toy, $149.99 Ebay This is getting wildly out of wing. 12. Tyco Ariel Doll, $74.99 etsy.com This isn't even a Barbie! It's a TYCO doll. TYCO. 13. Beauty and the Beast Belle Watch, $210 etsy.com Every time you look at this watch, you'll be asking yourself, Is it time to pay my credit card bill? 'Cause that's not happening. 14. Mickey's Magic Water Game, $220 etsy.com Wow. Just. Wow. 15. Cartoon Classics VCR Board Game, $85 etsy.com Yes, you can buy this vintage game for $85. But good luck finding a working VCR to work it. 16. The Little Mermaid Storybook and Music Box, $500.90 Ebay Oooh, King Triton gonna be mad when he finds out where all your money went. 17. Toy Story Talking Woody Doll, $300 Ebay I guess I get this? 18. The Lion King Hop-A-Croc Swamp Game, $137.22 Ebay What do you bet this is the boringest game in the world? 19. Pocahontas Jewelry Box, $42.08 etsy.com You could get a bottle of Patron. Or you could get this used Pocahontas jewelry box. The choice is yours. 20. The Little Mermaid Water Sprinkler, $100 Ebay Down where it's wetter, it's also $$$. 21. 1990s Tomy Mickey and Friends Character Set, $149.99 Ebay WHY DID I NOT SAVE THESE. 22. Buzz Lightyear Doll, $500 Ebay To infinity and beyond? 23. Sega Genesis Aladdin Game, $255.19 Ebay It IS a whole new world: one in which you've realized your dusty video games are worth bank. 24. River Rowing Pocahontas and Meeko, $190 Ebay If you wanna paint with all the colors of the wind, you'll need bring your budget for next month's groceries. 25. Darkwing Duck Thunderquack Jet, $275 Ebay For the same amount, you could get a one-way plane ticket. On a real plane. 26. My Size Talking Ariel Doll, $1,700 Ebay You're now wishing you could be part of this world, right?