1. Boscia Super Cool De-Puffing Eye Balm, $26 sephora.com OMG it's like an icy Chapstick ... but FOR YOUR FACE. 2. Dr. Bronner's Hemp Pure-Castile Soap Peppermint, $9.89 walgreens.com What you use to clean your inner hippie. No, for real though: This is a classic and is all organic and you can use it for one million purposes. 3. Neutrogena Fresh Cooling Sunscreen Body Mist, SPF 70, $9.99 drugstore.com Hands-down, the best way to apply sunscreen in temperatures equal to Hell. 4. Korres Yoghurt Cooling Gel, $23.50 sephora.com It probably shouldn't sound appealing to slather your body in a dairy product, but this manages to make it sound AWESOME. Probably because they say it "yoghurt." Seem European and therefore fancy. 5. Skyn Iceland Cooling Daily Lotion, $45 urbanoutfitters.com Delivers cool so extreme, it could be an energy drink. 6. The Body Shop Peppermint Cooling Foot Spray, $6 thebodyshop-usa.com Ooooh yessss, I would definitely spritz mah dogs in this after a hot day. 7. Tonymoly Panda's Dream So Cool Eye Stick, $10 urbanoutfitters.com This is pretty similar to that other eye balm stick, except this one's a little cheaper. AND SO FUCKING CUTE. 8. OGX Invigorating Cooling Body Wash, Teatree Peppermint, $8.99 drugstore.com Why yes I would like to be invigorated. Pour. It. On. Me. 9. Elemis Devils Mint Body Scrub, $47.50 beauty.com In case being invigorated isn't enough for you, then there's this body scrub that will rub you raw with ICY CHILL. 10. Smashbox Photo Finish Hydrating Foundation Primer, $42 sephora.com Before you put on your makeup, try this primer, made with "Hydraplex12." Ooooooh. What is that? Whatever, I'm sure it feels like a glacier on your face. 11. Urban Decay Chill Makeup Setting Spray, $30 sephora.com You spray this on after doing your makeup so that your face doesn't melt off. It has some very important-sounding "temperature control" technology which will magically keep the surface of your skin chilled out. 12. Hawaiian Tropic After Sun Cooling Gel Cool Aloe, $7.99 walgreens.com Call me unorthodox, but sometimes, I use after sun gel ... even when I haven't been in the sun. Scandal! But whatever, GIMME ALL THE COLD. 13. Boscia Cool Blue Calming Mask, $34 sephora.com Sephora says: "formulated with deep-sea-inhabiting sea whip." Did you hear that, people????? SEA WHIP. 14. Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soother Cooling Hydragel, $6.99 walgreens.com This really makes your lips feel calm, and the gloss delivers extra shine. EXTREME SHINE EXTREME COOL. 15. Fruit Of The Earth Aloe Vera Cool Blue Mist Continuous Spray, $6.59 drugstore.com It's an aloe vera gel ... that comes as a spray! Excuse me while I bask in chilly mist. 16. Hampton Sun Serious Shimmer Cooling Spray, $32 ulta.com This is sort of like that aloe vera gel, except this ones puts shimmer on your skin. OooooOOoooOoooooo. 17. Herbacin Foot Care Cooling Gel, $6.65 smallflower.com This foot gel contains menthol, which, unlike its presence in cigarettes, is in fact very cool. 18. Skyn Iceland Hydro Cool Firming Gel Pads, $30 beauty.com This is what is going to save you when it's 100 degrees out AND you're hungover. 19. Fresh Rose Hydrating Gel Cream, $42 sephora.com Cucumber extract in this gel cream will freshen up that lovely punim of yours. 20. Gillette Fusion HydraGel, Ultra Sensitive Shaving Gel, $4.99 drugstore.com Ugh, no one wants to take a hot shower in the summer. At least when you have to stay in there longer to shave your legs, you can use this cooling gel. 21. Dove Go Fresh Therapy Cool Moisture Shampoo, Cucumber & Green Tea, $8.25 drugstore.com And when you do have to take a shower in the summer (I mean, it's gotta happen at some point), you should try this to make your scalp tingle. 22. DuWop Cosmetics Iced Teas Cooling Lip Treatment, $20.80 soap.com With just a wee hint of color, this DuWop lip treatment will also make your lips ready for an arctic kiss. Also, I want to eat it. 23. American Crew Cooling Conditioner, Citrus Mint, $10.40 drugstore.com And then condition with this. 24. Clayspray H2Ospray Mineral Water, $24 urbanoutfitters.com If you can't afford air conditioning, then there's this hydrating water mist you can spray on your face constantly. 25. Kiehl's Blue Astringent Herbal Lotion, $18 kiehls.com This will be the first thing you swipe on your face when you come home. It takes all the sweat off. 26. Holika Holika Holy Berry Jelly Tint, $10 urbanoutfitters.com How cute! It's a gel-style lip tint from Korea that cools as you apply it.