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17 Beauty Commandments All '90s Girls Lived By

Praise the Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker.

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1. Thou shalt never leave thy domicile without the protection of the mighty Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker.

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And thou shalt not piss off thy mother by leaving Lip Smackers in one's pocket before laundry day.

3. Thou shalt get thy money's worth out of thy Hard Candy nail polish, keeping thy bottles until they perish.

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And thou shalt pledge eternal loyalty to the perfection of the baby blue that is called Sky.

5. Thou shalt maketh thyself to smell of a dream — Gap Dream.

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Hallelujah.

6. And thou shalt be an angel in heaven — Gap Heaven.

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::chorus of angels sing::

10. Thou shalt bathe thy locks in the Essences of Herbal.

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All hail the pink bottle.

12. Thou shalt experience the transformative power of Manic Panic hair dye.

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Do not be the '90s girl stuck in her ways.

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