1. Thou shalt never leave thy domicile without the protection of the mighty Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker.
2. Thou shalt wear textured or feathered bangs.
And the people shall like it.
3. Thou shalt get thy money's worth out of thy Hard Candy nail polish, keeping thy bottles until they perish.
4. Thou shalt fashion thy hair into spikes of awesomeness.
Praise to the spikes of glory!
5. Thou shalt maketh thyself to smell of a dream — Gap Dream.
6. And thou shalt be an angel in heaven — Gap Heaven.
7. Thou shalt Scrunchie.
8. Thou shalt not attend the school dance without thy body glitter.
9. Thou shalt always middle part.
10. Thou shalt bathe thy locks in the Essences of Herbal.
11. Honor the memory of thy youth with Tinkerbell peel-off nail polish.
12. Thou shalt experience the transformative power of Manic Panic hair dye.
13. Thou shalt paint thy lips in darkened shades of mocha and rum raisin.