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A Tribute To Tinkerbell Cosmetics

Remember this girls' cosmetics line? Here, the tale of a young maiden in search of peel-off nail polish.

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Once upon a time, (more specifically, in the 1980s or '90s) in a grocery store or pharmacy within a 10-mile radius...

There lived a girl. This girl is you. And all she wanted was to be the prettiest girl in all the land.


It is probably the latter. Your father is weirded out by you and you guys never talk or hug anymore, but never fear! Tinkerbell cosmetics totally fill that void.


And finally she says, "fine." In exchange, she will make you perform a horrible chore, but for now you don't care. You won! You have all the things! You are a pretty, pretty Tinkerbell girl.

And they all lived happily ever after. (Until you forgot to take your lipstick out of your pants pocket and it ruined the entire wash.) THE END!