8 Pieces Of Love Advice From The Ultimate '90s Stoner Dude

The guy from Dinosaur Jr. once told Sassy magazine readers "butts are so awesome" and pyrotechnics make good gifts.

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For one of Sassy's "Dear Boy" columns, editors commissioned J Mascis of the '90s alt rock band Dinosaur Jr. to answer teens' boy/dating/sex/love questions.

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And as a "depressed young man who is extremely hard to reach by phone or get a straight answer from," he's clearly qualified to speak on matters of love. Scroll down to examine each question in depth.